Move fast and break things works well when you’re not breaking your own things

trustworthiness = 1/(claimed improvement)

This is not 2015

Don’t forget MuskSQL^TM!

not 100% bleach white

More like any from:

• Not 100% bleach white
• Not 4 generations American
• Not a MAGA
• LGBTQ+
• Related to any anti-MAGAs
• Is pro-Palestinian or pro-Ukraine
• Has any part of their identity that can be used as an excuse to deport

Basically everyone other than Trump and the core MAGAs

Give it to me and it won’t take a single joule of energy to recycle plus it’s still useful

Relevant xkcd

like mad

Pun intended?

Tbf it’s just a kiosk so I doubt there’s anything special other than a kiosk software and Ubuntu core image

Apple Magic Keyboard

There’s no point then

I’m making fun of the fact that no matter how powerful the processor they put in (probably faster than most laptops to this date) they cannot do simple things the Thinkpad can.

by specs alone

EDIT: the meme had some hyperbole involved to ridicule the ipad

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

that will outlast the apple product 100% guaranteed

Spit your fax brother!

that’s an iPad

EDIT: it’s M4

visual bell?

I wish all MAGAs a very DEI

Yes

What? Impossible!