Banning cigarettes has done wonders to society.

Technically a horse has about 15 horsepower (11032.4 Watts)

I should have studied geology in college.

It’s not gay to like or respect women.

Its also not flared.

She must work for MasterCard

Isn’t this the geology Yuri show

Fishnets are my weakness

We’re at an impass

I’m afraid she’s gonna bite my head off

“They were roommates”

Once they make up the story that Obamna and Biden were on the list, the MAGA people will fall in line again.

20 dalc can buy many peanuts

All the colors of the spectrum

You wanna know how I got your address?

Right wing, you say?

Looking at life on the down side: this image.

Looking at life on the upside: HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE FANTASTIC FOUR TWICE

Oh but when I have a monologue with 100 girlfriends it goes like this

She said it! ITS CANON!