The accelerationist in me (who has gotten louder and louder lately) is saying “Whatever, it was just another band-aid on the broken system.”

Gotta distract from the Epstein thing, which distracts from the budget bill which hurts a shitload of Americans to line the pockets of the rich.

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

I’m no expert, but I would think that altering evidence is a huge risk.

• If you want the changes done by experts, so they’re harder to identify, you have to let the experts in on what you’re doing. That means more potential leakers.
• If you make any changes that contradict the physical evidence, you’ve outed yourself.
• The changes you make can be credibly contradicted by people who have seen the unedited versions.
• You might have to change a lot of stuff, especially if your boy was very close to the sex trafficker in question.

If you get caught, you’ve just made the problem 100x worse, as a lot of people are just going to assume your guilt as soon as they hear you’ve tampered with the evidence.

…bitch you even know how movie tickets work?

Heartbreaking

Jokes on you, I’m expecting it everywhere.

I like how this whole thing reveals how carefully controlled the right-wing info bubble has to be to protect its occupants from reality. Dial in the bias too softly and Grok acknowledges the right is just plain wrong. Dial the bias in too hard and it’s literally Mecha Hitler.

This happened in his first presidency. Time and endless propaganda from the right wing media successfully rehabilitated his image in time to win another election. They’ll do the same with his policies.

If you want to find out who’s to blame for a tragedy, you need look no further than who’s saying “don’t make it about politics.” They know.

They’re both problems, and fixing the Democrats is the solution to both problems. Democrats repeatedly embracing the status quo is what lets Republicans keep winning, and Republicans won’t change as long as they’re winning.

Sounds better than what he said, you’re not advocating for killing bystanders.

He’s too chicken to do something as badass as resigning. Man, I hope this works.

There were so many versions of this. I wonder if Nintendo ever produced or endorsed an official one.

My parents got me one with an orange light, which washed out the colors but (probably) made it less obnoxious to use while they were driving.

It must be such a relief to find something to report on other than the IDF ordering soldiers to fire on crowds of starving people lining up for food.

My word! Has the IDF investigated themselves yet? They’ll get to the bottom of this!

Their hope is probably that AI can let current employees bear a greater workload so they can downsize.

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I expect to see a lot of Ro Khanna saying progressive sounding things in the media over the next few weeks, until he feels like his image has recovered from showing us who he really is by sucking up to Elon right after his falling out with Trump.

And it’s only going to be read by AI, too, because anyone who would pay for a Melania Trump memoir can’t read.