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I used to do gig work online. Everything was fine for two years, then they suddenly required the same shit for identity verification, so I quit.

I just cancelled my subscription and got a refund too. Good riddance.

Ariat boots + Spenco insoles + wool socks have kept my feet happy working on concrete for years, in both hot and cold conditions.

We finally have new windows and sliding glass door on our fixer-upper.

What a tweest!

As someone who works retail, I’m pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we’re about to close or are closed.

What I find interesting is that in your examples I actually find the “omg” to be the redundant part.

I heard that there are 3 types of tears, and the type that comes out when we’re upset has a natural painkiller in them.

I first read it that way too.

They tell me the story of when I was a kid where my eyes were about crotch-level for my dad and I walked into the bathroom while he was in his tighty whiteys. Supposedly I said he had pooped in his underwear.

Beans are another good, cheap food.

When I first started seeing Tesla cars on the road, I would think, “Must be nice. I can’t wait for the price of Teslas to go down.”

Now when I see them, I wonder if the driver regrets owning one.

Guy who owned the company I used to work for owned one when it was considered prestigious, and last year traded it in for a Genesis.

I was confused reading OP’s description, and I’m also confused looking at your link how you got that from OP’s description. 😅

I used it to make Asian cucumber salad.

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Nice.

I’ve used cling wrap. Keeps both the cucumber and my bits clean.

That’s good to know, thanks.

Used to live in a townhouse where two doors down this old guy would always sit outside and smoke his cigars. (The neighbor in the unit between us said that he is the oldest retired Chicago Bear still living. Edit: Found out the guy’s name. John Damore.)

I worked from home at the time. Every time when it was a nice day out, not muggy, with a cool breeze, I would open up our windows and smell nothing but his cigar smoke.

Or are well-endowed.

I was scrolling through my saved posts and came across this one, made me laugh all over again. Thanks so much for posting this gem.