Don’t believe any of the other comments, this is clearly a one-way mirror with a camera inside. That conspiracy theory you’ve been thinking about a lot lately is true, and even worse they know you are on to them. Remember that creak in the floorboards you dismissed as the house settling? Footsteps. The way your coffee mug was turned slightly counterclockwise this morning? Intentional. They watch you when you sleep, and know how much time you spend looking at your phone.

Or it’s what the top comment said. Sleep tight!

Why are you taking your Adderall to work? How fucked is your sleep schedule right now?

OKay, but did they have to use such a good photo, and now I want A1.