More like the SA (Sturmabteilung) AKA Brownshirts.

I believe that the plaintiff must self represent, but the defendant has the option of legal representation. I’m not a lawyer though and it’s been a long time since I had a small claims case, so I might be wrong.

Hitler was a maniac and a despicable person, but I seem to remember reading that he was vegetarian and at least liked dogs. Maybe he was an animal rights activist, provided that you didn’t consider humans animals.

If your Meshtastic device is transmitting in the ham bands (some do) encryption is illegal. Most people use Meshtastic outside the ham bands though.

Ammo is regulated in California. Requires a background check.