Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

If you’re ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

It’s big sneezer trying to control when and how you sneeze, we must claim back the sneeze!

Yeahnah.

Everything’s better when it’s free and they’re right, that’s why I’m a house burglar now!

That totally won’t be used in an evil dystopian way…

Sall good, I was just stoned replying.

Yeah we would, it’s the end product not the production that defines it. Same way we refer to cars as cars even tho there’s been robots building them for decades.

I just saw the remote and got taken back to when TVs didn’t spy on you and just worked.

Ahhh Magnavox, not quite shit and not quite good, but does the job well enough to not complain.

I miss my Magnavox tv, it just worked.

A few weeks ago people got reminded that votes aren’t private, so a few people have probably stopped downvoting stuff as much.

Ten finger glove ads coming in.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Hey! I hated Coldplay way before that shit happened, plus them outing a shitty ceo actually made them slightly cooler.

I do, sometimes you’re watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I’m just admiring their massive cock.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

I do and unfortunately that comment was too political, so just the normal amount of karma for you.

Claims to be fluent in Klingon, no Klingon corrects her out of fear.

Then went and put 500 of its own in.