Dwemthy (he/him)

If you’re adding mushroomy or cheesy flavor to the onsen then you’re skipping an important step: scrubbing your filthy body thoroughly before getting in the tubs.
Pork flavor is normal because that’s what we humans taste like. Do right by the ramen shops and clean yourself before adding your meats to the communal broth.

Dunno about this article/site, but the gist I heard on NPR this morning is that the union members voted to authorize a strike but there is not an impending strike because they are still in negotiations.

I’m gonna miss the CFPB

Fox says hen house ineffective, should tear it down

Mfw I’m checking for null

Enough of it might wipe out all transmission vectors

Sprinkles

Secret plot to switch to a lunar calendar

You can make a free account, some of the articles just require a free account and others require a paid subscription. I can read this one with my free account

Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.

I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.

I’ve seen people staple their arms because they couldn’t think of anything better to do. You can have an impulse that you don’t actually want to do but which you follow through on

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

“Flops” means “inspired threats of violence” now?

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Technically you get to meet with the cheese sandwich. They could only afford one cheese sandwich and you meet with it over zoom to make sure you don’t eat it

But with all the solids strained out

Didn’t hear head, did hear gun shot wounds in the news report I just heard about the general strike against the war in Israel. Sounds like a lot of people there blame netanyahu for the hostage’s death

Thants

It’s not like it’s a government agency, it’s a film company group. Defund it by never paying for a movie and getting everyone everywhere to never pay for a movie

Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence