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Everyone quick spam his email (don’t)

I live in a ‘town’ of less than 300 people in the mountains.

Some dude on my dirt road hill has a big fancy gate with all these warning signs “FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT, PRIVATE PROPERTY, KEEP OUT”.

Like dude, I’m way more afraid of the guy with no running water who built his outhouse on the front lawn and walks to it naked every day to shit, even in like -20°F. No one’s afraid of your alcoholic paranoid ass.

It is simply a matter of time until a gravy seal is killed in his ‘line of duty’ kidnapping civilians. It is not a matter of if, it is a matter of when.

Imagine they pulled this shit on an actual violent gang banger. The ya’ll Qaeda fuck that makes that mistake ain’t going home to his family.

And it’ll probably start a civil war.

… They used a hotels printer to print sensitive documents???

Brother in Christ. Yes, good, network printers are a bastion of security.

Little old me could have legitimately intercepted that if they printed it while connected to a hotel wifi.

Go outside.

You’re making things worse.

VR headset and soundproof headphones.

Watch a movie on whatever setup you want. Shit, watch it at red rocks.

Most surprises start off as secrets.

You thought you could fool the FCI?! We know you’re not who you claim to be!! That’s your cat, Pop Tart!

The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean

Yeah 10/10 good job on hiding those cables. The desk is pretty thin so hiding all the power supply and display port or HDMI cables, as well as keeping all the other cables (I mean, that mic surely has an XLR cable, where’s the audio interface?!) from peripherals well hidden. I mean, maintaining the level of cleanliness is difficult. Anywhere but an illustration.

Money is taken out of your paycheck to pay these ghouls.

Groceries are expensive.

Stochastic terrorism

Manipulator. And not even a masterful one.

This is easy. Stop being nice to them and stop cutting them slack. Do your work and ignore them. They’ll sink their own ship here.

Oh great, my antidepressant.

🙂 👍

Working out ok for me so far.

Uhhhh

…what

They don’t work in cars because your windshield is already uv treated.

So they’re kinda only useful if you walk a lot with your glasses.

Idk that’ll basically be everyone the course we’re on…

Not all our jobs are gonna make it through this mess. Many will be faced with a choice of ‘join ice or be detained.’

Pick up that can, Citizen

I am imprisoning you for your protection

Why aren’t you complying