These are both brilliant. I applaud you!

There’s a thing going around on Facebook saying that if violence starts, you should just sit down in place. If all of the actual protesters do that, it’ll be pretty obvious the violence is coming from provacateurs.

I have several Jira tickets that would like a word with you.

New quote:

“Immigrants mysteriously disappeared from their jobs in the South and reappeared in the North. No women were involved in this process.”

Thank goodness! Finally egg prices will come down!

Matt Gaetz nevermind, everyone in Congress is over 18.

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Was his name Maxwell?

Why are they putting bibles in classrooms in the first place? Did they repeal the First Amendment?

Didn’t Couldn’t see that one coming.

With open ties to the KKK. The others are smart enough to keep theirs hidden.