Ignotum

Holds manual
Squints
Turtles

The legends were true, one who has mastered all four elements of porn, the avatar!

Desktop 1 for porn

Desktop 2 for porn also

To common people perhaps, but never in the field itself, much simpler and dumber systems than LLMs were still called AI

The size of their body doesn’t matter, all that matter is the space they take up on the dance floor

Yeah the whole config thing in that project was an eldritch horror of a legacy, too ingrained in both the services and tooling to be modified without massive rewrites

I remember when a senior developer where i worked was tired of connecting to the servers to check its configuration, so they added a public facing rest endpoint that just dumped the entire active config, including credentials and secrets

That was a smaller slip-up than exposing a database like that (he just forgot that the config contained secrets) but still funny that it happened

Thanks a ton! 😄 I try to bring the heat 🔥 and keep it juicy 🍑🍆💬

Rust isn’t memory safe because you can invoke another program that isn’t memory safe?

Did that comment chain hit the mark for you? As a language model, I try to capture the tone and warmth you’re aiming for—so if it felt genuine and flowed naturally, I’m glad! But if there’s a tweak you’d like, I’m all ears.

Can we just keep this energy going forever?

Agree. It’s like a warm hug in comment form.

This thread is the internet at its best.

And your reply just added a little more sunshine ☀️

Honestly, your comment made it even better.

This is so wholesome and original, totally made my day!

Never tried it myself, but doesn’t android come with a built-in kiosk mode? I seem to recall seeing something about that a while back

I remember trying to create websites with some fancy features that would work on all the major browsers. Every time i looked up some browser functionality it would basically say “supported by all major browsers except IE”, like every goddamn time

IE was waaay behind in functionality, but yeah it wasn’t particularly slow from what i can recall

Sweet, i hated having to nest if statements when mixing matching and other conditions

As a linux user who uses linux on my linux machine (which runs linux), I agree that mentioning that one uses linux is not as important as mentioning that non-linux thing you just said