Mayor Poopington

You also may have my 30+ yo sister

I disagree

On a scale of 1-10 how high are you right now?

How do you know that your fruit tastes like shampoo if you haven’t eaten any shampoo?

I can tell you from past experience that fruit scented shampoo, does not, in fact, taste like fruit. Maybe recipes have changed and yours does. Only one way to find out!

The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with

It’s a county in the central valley of California where a firework warehouse recently exploded

Remake the original trilogy but replace every character with Jar Jar

We did it! We stopped the weather!

What future?

Yea, dropping bombs on mosques, schools, and hospitals is pretty ambiguous

Yolo is the county. My friends and I would always shout it while driving by the sign.

Honestly, don’t think special k could taste any worse

Might be enough residual ketamine in there to get high off

Damn, guess they’ll have to point the hurricanes at Texas or something

Why would he do this when democrats can control the weather?

Really, every food is a soup

He has all the cards but everyone is playing chess

And now I want to play thunder run again

Fucking finally proper nacelle placement.

Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.