What a dementia-laden boomer loser. Nobody but fellow drooling imbeciles is impressed with your shitty embroidered hats, fascist.

lol awesome

Wait, are you trying to tell me that this is some sort of diversion by Donald Trump, the convicted rapist and close friend of Jeffrey Epstein? That Donald Trump? The one who bought a teenage beauty pageant and constantly stormed in back stage to peep kids? The one who, in a complete 180 pivot from their campaigning, is moving heaven and earth to divert attention away from the Epstein files? I… I need a minute to process all this.

Mint users specifically

Thanks Elon, for your financial support of Hitler acolytes worldwide. Also, get fucked you Boer-reject piece of shit

Trump is very protective of his young boy servants. He does not want anyone to steal one.

Trump is on every page of the Epstein files

That’s 247 billionaires we could have put in the buffet. Never trust a billionaire. Eat them at first opportunity.

Gaudy septuagenarian trash ordered by a racist whose flesh is rebelling against its host body

Naw maga fam, you get at least two christmases of explaining to your kids why tariffs mean santa can’t bring as many toys. Fuck you, you don’t get off that easy, you simple jacks and basic cindies.

What the fuck guys, who wished for ‘real life tony stark, lol’ on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!

It has to feel so good voting against this total fuckwit twice in one election. /jealous

Boebert and MTG are dime-store Sarah Palins, and Sarah Palin is an uneducated nitwit lush

JD Vance was justifiably bullied in school

We had a pretty good turnout in Ventura CA. It was heartening to see the number of people who showed up. Figured it would be a couple hundred people at most. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvA3Bp2gwI

Times like this I am sad I am in California where these chumps don’t show their faces very often. My fellow statesmen are renowned for their political shithousing and they deserve to have their voices heard!

Apple Intelligence is trash and only lasted 2 days on my 16 pro. Not turning it back on either.

First they came after healthcare CEOs, and I loled. Then they came after people eating oligarchs, and I smiled the grandest smile and grabbed a fork. Then they came for me - to ask me how funny all that was, and I was truthful that it was a blast and we should do this all the time