I do believe it is a tactic to keep voters while climate change escalates.

yup. pay no attention to our petrol-fueled base and the crumbling biosphere, nah, it’s them libs that are, uh, CONTROLLING THE WEATHER, yeah, yeah…

could you imagine the smoking ruin that would be mar-a-lago if libs could control storms? jfc

russia’s entire aircraft carrier fleet was taken out by a CRANE like goddamn, not even sunk by Ukraine, no, a fucking heavy lift crane got that one lol.

Was I a good aircraft carrier?

No.

You were the best “frigate” mechanized battalion MEPS station.

ROFLS

https://en.defence-ua.com/news/russia_pulled_sailors_off_the_decrepit_admiral_kuznetsov_aircraft_carrier_and_sent_them_to_battle_in_ukraine-11959.html

I give it six minutes before some AI has digested this and starts telling children it’s the truth.

finally a decent reason to lose weight. longer life? pfft? have you seen this shit? and there’s no amount of weight I can lose to look better lol.

Geoengineering

I’d point out we’ve been geoengineering the atmosphere relentlessly for over 200 years, first with coal and then oil combustion. We’re living in an age of deliberate geoengineering, our children will have worse quality of life than any of us because of our short sighted and selfish ways.

It’s not the weather control bullshit these MORONS suspect, they’re literally leading the charge to do it to themselves and can’t be convinced that less pollution would be preferable.

I think we should pay for airfare by the pound. Honestly.

we don’t let AI sleep. of course it’s growing psychotic.

just turn the shit off for a few days and see if it helps. you’d want a nap too.

frigid poultry.

times are shitty indeed.

I wonder how actual nazis see this kind of shit: do they feel validated and think “haha they were always criminals” or are they pissed because (so far at least) israel can bomb kids and camps and hospitals and schools and food lines over and over and over again, angry that nazis faced consequences for their crimes, eventually?

one would think such a fail state should be only accessible after the user has bypassed and confirmed the action.

let’s be honest, do we trust boeing at this point?

if it was inadvertent you’d think someone at the receiving address would have spoken up…

. And Nintendo has been trying to rub us out since 2008.

dedication like that… phew. impressive.

TIL!

cool cool cool.

now show me the NVGs for the horse.

Some asshole wanted for war crimes wants to nominate some other asshole for a Nobel Peace Prize?

I forgot, when Stalin nominated Hitler, did the stache get one?

priceless

for everything else there’s mastercard

indeed.

also, what if… they ate their own immediate family?

wait, which thread is this?

why should reporting be limited to immediate family?

if the neighbors see mr. jones take out a shrub or hop curbs the rest of the world ceases to matter, just immediate family?