I have to add “Wikipedia” or “stack overflow” or “reddit” to most searches

the latecomer

Popular in college, I bet

jemy

I boycotted amazon years ago for that exact reason. I’d rather pay more and pick it up myself than to subject fellow humans to that hell.

Spongebob snark case

Reminds me of the comic where some guy made a script for ordering Indian food automatically, but he kept just getting orders of naan bread no matter what he ordered, until he finally found the NaN in the script.

You don’t have a coffee can full of bacon grease on your counter?

This reminds me, I need to get back on meds

🖐️ here

Don’t come to my work

I used their keyboard for a bit but switched because I need autocorrect.

“DeGoogling” by jumping ship to Apple? It’s kind of the same situation.

On the ai line, the purple cars are the part a human had to clean up and correct

<esc>:q!

My ADHD has more friends than I do

Pouring one out for you now as a way of securing good karma

You could record it and set it as your voicemail message, and just tell your contacts that it’s legit.

Do it, wus, you know you want to. Forget the tests, they always fail anyway.

Doors with too many doorknobs (none of which work to open the door)

Yep, I believe you’re right