Welp, there’s the jacket for the next single.

BBC’s headlines are getting goofier every day.

A million records sold incoming.

Yeah but that was “gay”.

Man runs over parents. Cars are NUTS.

This is super cool. Thanks for sharing!

Just threaten to post their browser history. That should shut them up.

I’m sure he and his family were much happier with his Alzheimers. I mean, I’m just assuming things I prefer with zero evidence; just like he would have wanted.

I was so blinded by my racism I failed to see the obvious. Edit: also, who’s heart? Not mine. Fuck that dude.

Where were you when Bloomberg blew off the term limits we have voted for multiple times? Cuomo not offering you a sweet rezoning kickback? Oh that’s right, BB and Vilhelm already sold every square inch to developers.

What happened to the millions of dollars Vilhelm’s wife absconded with? Did you check the fucking office he built for her? You dropped those charges.

At least Cuomo’s not a Red Sox fan.

Great, just in time. (ffs /s!)

The long loss of appeasing Reagan and these other dead dummies. “It’s not like planes will fall out of the sky. …Oh shit.”

Fucking pussy.

Bunk survey.

This infringes on my trademark character “Ghost Pope”. Image

*no idea how to embed an image.

“(In 1492 Christopher Columbus had discovered America by sailing all the way from Spain.)”

Don’t say genocide. Bunch of phony fucks.

Every. Single. Time.

The tubes are there to raise minor steam leaks above street level so they don’t hinder visibility.

Another interesting underground quirk we have is our pneumatic tube mail system.