Maybe they’re not just mildly infuriated.

I’m just here to take notes. Carry on.

I’m not sure. My wife had a wind band concert this morning and one of their tunes is stuck in my head. I think it’s something by De Souza. Send help.

All music has to be is something nice to listen to.

An actual e-ink Kindle or a tablet pretending to be a Kindle?

Not the ones in the UK. They often just have a tiny window that opens at the top.

Are you my cousin?

In which case, bury your dad already, Gunther. It’s been 5 years.

People who work freelance and lose jobs when they miss a phone call.

Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn’t so his oil stocks keep going up.

I give them a fiver and ask them if they need anything else. Saying ‘they might buy something wrong’ is a slippery slope to ‘people shouldn’t get benefits because they might buy beer.’ And I have heard right wing politicians literally say the latter.

Giving money is much more beneficial than buying meals etc.

AI can do it - translator.

Example of Google lens fail:

‘Le’ works too.

My doctor has an Impfung-Eckle (vaccination corner) and a Laborbänkle (lab bench).

Southern Baden Württemberg: everything is followed by ‘li’.

Bailey Sarian takes the investigation bungled by police angle most of the time, but yeah, there is a lot of copaganda around.

Nope. But I do expect them to call out incompetence, misogyny, racism…

Giving birth.

Trump wants to allow the production of CFCs again.

Have you tried quitting? Weed gets rid of my appetite and gives me anxiety.

Apulia.