“Babies have developing brains. And gorillas have babies. But what if we gave a developing baby gorilla brain DMT? Jamie, pull that up.”

HaXX0rz

A full metal aspirin might not even do the trick

What I’m hearing is, “You’ll have time to leave, IF you can survive the rickety bridge”

They do sometimes get spectacularly dragged and tazed though, all the while claiming immunity with their magic words

An FCC inquiry in September 2024 sought comment on how the FCC could add more pricing data to its annual analysis, noting that the March 2024 report lacked “granular price information, especially for rural areas, limited the analysis to overall patterns of affordability.”

Easy. Ask the main players (AT&T, Spectrum, Comcast) how much for internet. When they don’t give a straight answer, because they’ll say it depends on bundles, that means it’s too much.

I’m not flying, I’m traveling! AM I BEING DETAINED taser noises

I liked the reboot. I’d recommend the hoarders episode.

“Uhhhhhh folks…uhhhhhhhhhh…you may have noticed uhhhhhhhhh… a sharp high-G turn…uhhhhhhhhhh…we narrowly dodged a fiery, uhhhhhhhhhhh, death…uhhhhhhhhhhh drink service to resume shortly.”

A number of kids also don’t know “file system.” The filing cabinet is a foreign concept, as are many of the now-antiquated technologies referenced/adapted for desktop computing (the address card for your Rolodex, the floppy disk save icon). Tablets and phones are culturally moving us towards stuff being contained within its respective singular app, like all your word documents being within the word app rather than meticulously sorted through layers of folders (even though on the backend, it is). So returning to your first step: why have a browser as the first step when you could just skip having to search for anything because there’s an app? Plus, the delicious unskippable metrics.

OP, get allergy shots. Seriously. It’s a pain in the ass 2-5 year commitment but after a year I’ve gone from taking two or more antihistamines a day (like, a Zyrtec in the morning and at night, a booster during the day in pollen season, a Benadryl or two if it got really bad) to stop from skinning myself alive with a cheese grater, to one a day like a normal person.

“And that’s the end of my show! Donk”

—Homestar Runner

Haven’t seen anyone mention maximums. Sometimes insurance plans will straight up stop covering you after a certain price. Like, for the rest of your life. Imagine running up a cancer treatment bill in your teenage years and being cut off until you either die or somehow live long enough to get a job with different insurance.

Counter-strike screen: Rooftop Koreans win!

“Somebody broke my nose. Dump the whole balcony.”

He probably thought he was throwing tariffs on Italy. “Don’t get me wrong folks, I love Sbarro…”

Didn’t he just pull a similar move with X/twitter to xAI? Sounds like his companies are an endless money pit and he’s desperately playing 3-card monte with them.

But have we tried brrrrrrrt

What kind of degenerate do you think I am? That’s 36 hours to back up my walrus porn collection.

Every damn day reminds us that Sherman needed to make a second pass.

I can only dream of FireWire’s return