toiletobserver

All i see is the trolley problem.

Darth balls, snoochie boochies

Moose can dive and swim under water. That means there is a non zero chance that you will be killed while scuba diving by a moose.

I put 5k in an index 7 years ago, now it’s 8.5k. average return for indexes is better than trying to do it yourself (gambling). Usually around 7%.

Oh no, people are ditching the overpriced streaming service?

My cockles are burning

Suck my first amendment, fascists.

Killing is wrong, period.

Also, i won’t lose any sleep over his absence.

Dare i say… You reap what you sow?

Just needs some percussive maintenance.

Cheese eating surrender monkeys?

1. Mexican, what is life without salsa?
2. French, can’t miss with those standards

Can a vegan eat a carnivorous plant?

Lift its skirt?

That website is horrendous. I left.

And are delicious?

I can think of two other ways.

1. nuclear world war
2. meteor takes out the planet

Look at my new phone!

Chicken shit government who would rather serve corporations than the people.

You changed your name to latrine?

It used to be shithouse.

Good change!

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.