Now I want a smartwatch!!! Just for this…

Because movie writers are sexist retards

I decide

thats intresting… the site crashed my phone lll

this happens to me all the time! So annoying…

Thank you

but not without wheels (i think)

my bike is broken

going to the gym by car would be ironic too

I used to be afraid of the light buttons on the top, because there was some sos button next to it and I couldn’t really tell what the signs meant so I always thought I would hit the sos

no? you can kill yourself anytime you want. why would we wanna make some asshole rich for killing people who couldve done it for free?

which Browser works? i tried several.

edit: i think i read it wrong, anyways, if you figured out how to solve it, please tell.

this might be THe only thing i like about steam

hmmm… I never tried out pixelfed. I will now.

mildy inflating

what??? I have NEvER and I mean NEVER!!! seen a microwave with buttons EVER!!! in real life.

my microwave has a wheel

both are f’n ugly as hell and unusable fucking eye targeting missile

i suppose, but I would appreciate it a lot if someone stared at me instead of talking to me.