RIP Admiral Kuznetsov, you’ll always be on fire in my heart

He’s in section 104, row d, seat 3. You just have to zoom in really close to see him.

If you park it on shitty pavement, it disappears

The gas station I prefer has a mute button labeled on the pumps. Their ads are also less annoying because it’s mostly just promos for stuff in store.

When I banked with wells fucking fargo they had issues similar to this. I had something like a 16 character password and I once forgot the last character and it accepted it anyway, so there was some kind of character limit that they didn’t make obvious.

I also had a time I accidentally had caps lock on, and my password still was accepted. Their passwords were not case sensitive even though their password screen says they were.

If you aren’t hungry, at least drink your agent orange juice

The Keltec RDB has bottom eject and fires 5.56

Ckr even more noncredibility, the Keltec RFB is a bullpup with forward eject.

That’s why I’ve worn nothing but New Balance for a decade or more. Also the fact that I’m a suburban dad.

I have size 14 shoes. I also have a large head, large hands, and a large gut. Unfortunately I also don’t have any large parts beyond that list.

I’m on the opposite end as OP, I wear size 14. They are very hard to find since most manufacturers and shoe stores only go up to 13, and a lot of the ones that go to higher have a very limited selection in larger sizes. I would imagine it’s similar at the lower end of shoe sizes.

I don’t go to Chipotle when I want Mexican food. I go to Chipotle if I want something quick and vaguely Mexican-ish. Just like people don’t go to McDonald’s or Burger King looking for a good burger.

I use power query and so far haven’t found a replacement that works in Linux. Otherwise I would drop MS office altogether.

I have that same issue. My older laptop barely misses the cutoff, even though everything meets the requirements except the cpu. I have a newer laptop with Win11, and the old one runs circles around it. It’s faster and has way more RAM, yet somehow won’t run 11? I’m going to keep it and just run Linux instead. I’ll use the crappy Win11 lappy just for MS office and keeping papers from blowing off my desk.

You can blame the sprinkler head at the bottom of the picture for the lower angled part being at a different angle

I wonder if the smiley faces Costco receipt checkers draw on the back of the receipt if you have a kid with you is also mandatory

Seeing things like this make me happy that I

• live in a state that banned junk fees.
• live just far enough outside of a metro area that these services don’t deliver to me so I don’t have to worry about being tempted to order from them.

Most places I’ve seen bathrooms with outward opening doors have them set back in an alcove so that it’s not opening into a general walkway.

Or doors that swing outward so you can push with your elbow or shoulder or foot or something

If you add in shouting at the phone to write text messages, you have my mother in law

Jimmy John’s started this recently too. They keep bombarding me with emails about getting this badge or that badge. Mother fuckers all I want to do is order a sandwich and walk from my office to your store and pick it up in a timely manner. They can’t even get that figured out most of the time anymore. I’ll order a sandwich at 10:30 and it won’t be ready until 12:30 or 1. Maybe they need to have the employees earn badges by making sandwiches quicker.