Dildos will be illegal in our christo-fascist future.
But that corn in your corn hole!
Great news, everyone!
countrypunk girls make do
I like mine loaded with butter and just a touch of salt and pepper.
“I just think they’re neat”
To each their own
Pls mark this NSFW. I almost got caught looking at corn.
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when the stock photo company wants to cover all possible scenarios
Then where’s the money shot?
I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it’s a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she’s used in something, it weirdly feels right.
I saw this at a music festival lol
Tap for mild NSFW
Weird way to butter a cob.
Can we tag the post nsfw please?
I put the 2nd image inside a spoiler
My client didn’t render that spoiler
Rending your client will spoil it.
I use boost and spoilers always work, this one didnt for some reason.
She’s watching corn!
This is the VR version though
“Space girls make do.”
She eats corn the long way
That’s corny.
So corny it’s virtually a damn corncob.
This actually exists: https://cornhub.website/
That shit was hilarious, until Wendy’s started making posts on Twitter about cranscanning their corn, then it got old.
Once the brands start putting pineapples on their head…
Edit: removed stray apostrophe from “brands.”
My solution to not letting corps ruin my memes since the beginning has been to not participate in the platforms they’re on.
Once they started making their mark on Reddit, I was glad Lemmy popped up just in time.
“Silence, brand! ZAP”
9 years from now when corn harvests collapse you’ll get it
For $5000 zorkmids per hour, you can experience real™ artificial corn smell from the early 21st century (Zinc, Copper, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Zirkmodium level plans available)
Is that the inside of an adjustable over the ear headphone strap she’s using as a screen?
She’s a child of Zion in the Matrix dreaming of corn on the cob while eating runny gruel
The last corn
