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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute

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Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute

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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • toastal@lemmy.ml
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    Could be their most used application too https://profanity-im.github.io/

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      There better be some fucking profanity in the source

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    So basically programmers are pornstars?

    • lightnegative@lemmy.world
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      Only the ones that work for the BBC

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      Only in the BDSM subgenre

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    The fuck? How the fuck did that happen? I didn’t even fucking … That’s not what I fucking wrote. Wtf? Fuck is this? Fuck this shit! Oh, fuck. Fucking mother fuck. Stupid fucking auto complete.

    My roommates probably think this is a religious mantra by now.

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      God damnit! Who the fuck wrote this streaming pile of dog shit? Which ignorant fucktard has their head shoved so far up their ass that they would do something this stupid!?

      Checks git blame

      Ahhh fuck!

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        checks git blame

        oh fuck you past self

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          That asshole gets me every time.

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      Don’t forget the XKCD “WTFs per minute” review metric

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    It is the language of the machine spirit

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    I’m usually completely chill when I’m on the clock. When I write code for myself, that’s when I feel personally attacked by my mistakes.

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      I’m the exact opposite: when I was still coding for work, that was when the curses flowed forth like a majestic waterfall, but I’ve always loved working on my own projects and don’t mind adversity and mistakes at all

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        I’m both, I say fuck all the time. I fuck on and off the clock.

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          A proper fucker

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