

The void calls ceaselessly, child.
The void calls ceaselessly, child.
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Your mum?
Good luck, it’s one of my staple favorite soups!
The plot of The Hobbit?
I find a really big butternut pumpkin (or two medium ones) and slice them in half and take out the seeds and pith, put some salt and olive oil on them, and roast them for about 2 hrs.
I normally do this as a meal-prep step while using the oven for something else, like making a lasagne or a pasta bake, and then if I’m not making the soup right away, I freeze the pumpkin. If you have apples that are approaching their last days, you can do the same with them, roast them for about 30 minutes.
Anyway, once roasted, scoop it out of its skin with a spoon.
I’ll soften, but not brown, two roughly chopped onion in a large amount of butter, like 1/3 cup, then add 2 carrots rough chopped and boiled/parboiled.
Then add 2 liters of chicken or vegetable stock, whichever I have, and all of the pumpkin and maybe 1 or 2 apples. If you don’t add the apples, you can add a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar and some sugar or maple syrup. If you want to add herb flavors, do it here, with sage and rosemary paste being popular, but be sparing with them.
Simmer for half an hour, then blend it all up with a stick blender. It will probably be pretty thick, but that makes it easier to blend. Blend it really good and smooth, put your back into it. Then adjust the thickness with water or more stock until you’re happy with it. Season it with salt to taste and take it off the heat. Then add 1/2 to 1 cup of cream, depending on your mood, stir it in but don’t let it boil after that.
Freezes really, really well. I like to make a double-sized batch and freeze it in weeknight portions.
The apples or vinegar and syrup add a tart and sweetness that really make it pop.
Why’s it so hard to build a new browser from the ground up?
No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.
We don’t use O rings because there’s no ‘O’ in “Hitler”
Whoops, long term studies show it turns the host into a zombie after 4 years.
Original or hot n spicy?
Pooping without your phone
Butt wait, there’s more!
What if they come to the window?
Wait, it’s gonna be Monday all fucking day?! This is bullshit!
Robbing a bank
Hands in the fucking air! X
“YOLO” ✓
Deadweight
God I hope OpenAI isn’t running prod ChatGPT on a windows 10 pro desktop as its server.
“Someone is going to be gravely injured unless you intervene…”