The House already has a bill introduced and ready to rename it, for when they “purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland”: https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161

The workers of the US really need unionize. Here in Scandinavia the average pre-tax income is closer to $84,000 with a 36-hour work week. We do however have a higher tax-rate, so that ends up at around $45,000 after taxes. Cost of living is also generally higher that the US. Of course that higher tax gives us free health care and education.