Back then? You mean last sprint?

“This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” is “I fucking warned you”

It takes you 4 tries to insert a USB-A plug

Someone should send it scam callers and see what happens.

Two? unitasking isn’t even my strngth.

Actually more because thermodynamics is a cruel mistress.

Cunt(s)

You leave it alone and wait so that management doesn’t expect tasks to be completed quickly.

Ah yes the Trackpoint™️ pointer

https://xkcd.com/243

“Acting your wage”

Tech debt.

I’m surprised at how many class traitors are willingly complicit even when they see no returns for the alleged 100x productivity increase.

Wait I thought AI made workers more productive.

Hence the roundabout route I guess. Programmers really should stop using it. https://xkcd.com/583/

https://imgur.com/a/S0ZVG1T

Basically Epic

Waiting for the invention what, when, and where-fi.

Turns out making it easier to pay and access content (ie. Steam) actually encourages consumers to pay. Weird.

Facebook also developed react native so I don’t know what their excuse is.