A shit-scented mustache
The ol’ Dirty Sanchez
I’ve heard a therapist call it “shit-colored glasses.”
fundamentalist lens - nothing can every live up to ridiculous expectations
Mine calls em shit shades.
In terms of clichés, I’d go with ‘they see the glass as half empty.’
Not exact, but close enough
Rose-colored glasses Vs half-emptied glasses does have a nice ring to it
I think that’s just cynicism or perhaps pessimism.
Shit colored goggles.
A jaundiced eye?
I’ve heard it called “doomer goggles”, but only in very online contexts
Cynicism
My ophthalmologist calls it 20/20.
Glasses
Green tinted glasses would be the technical answer.
Sick tinted glasses?
Jade-colored glasses?
in photography when a flash light has too much green cast, we put a color correction pink gel filter on it, in that way pink and green are opposite
Exactly
Those sound dope af
Like Emerald City, lol
Shit colored
Regular colored glasses.
Brown-tinted glasses.
Makes everything look like shit.
I’ve seen a lot of various 3 word combos mostly revolving around shit and shit adjacent coloured eyeware and that was my thought as well but one thing I think everyone’s missed is that it you want to try and stick to that template so it’s recognisable as the antonym for the phrase but still change enough of it to be clever, we should change tinted as well and I think “tainted” is perfect since it sounds almost the same and has a similar meaning in context but still adds it’s own negative connotations.
“Shit tainted glasses” is the chef’s kiss in my mind. Unless anyone’s got something that means the same or almost the same as glasses but also adds additional negative overtones.
Jaded
