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Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
Thanks I hate it!
if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
It’s for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head
/s obviously
Modern problems…
Require traditional 1933 solutions!
Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?
You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
*these are rhetorical questions
What does a man with power want?
More power
- substance abuse
greed should be a mental illness
If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we’d have them commited.
Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic
dude, that’s just his face.
was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?
these mfs don’t need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.
money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that’s how it is.
also true. i hate the fact that most tech people i know are tech bro wannabe mfs. we need more community power to escape that shit.
If it is any consolation for anyone: He won’t be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.
Did I miss something that happened?
It’s a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed. Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.
I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can’t wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don’t own, we let them do that.
Well said. We don’t like inequality, but when it comes to blame somehow we all get a “tax free” discount.
Yes, they are awful people. They have more than enough money to live out their sickest fantasies and it’s still not enough for them. But they are - at least in part - a symptom of the way the rest of us live. We vote for a government that lets us forget our humanity, class consciousness and responsibility in place of overbearing capitalism. Only we can stop this.
They have turned life into an idle game and are bored now?
They’re playing life on god mode. But, they’re also very lonely. They drive away their original wives, who married them “before” (Bezos, and Gates). Their kids hate them. Everyone they come in contact with is paid in some way to be there. They have no real human connections. They’re surrounded by personal security staff 24/7. Also, Epstein just hung around the entrance to the rabbit hole. That hole goes deep, and I think we all know it.
Maybe thats why they all love their ai. They can think it’s a human-like connection, and it wont leave them because they’re horrible ghouls. And if it disagrees they can just tell the coders to recode it.
think about how few aircraft carriers they can afford though
It’s about fame, power, adoration, and legacy.
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.
I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.
I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn’t give a fuck what people think.
I’m a minute in and I’m a fan, thanks for the link!
An ai runs his twitter probly
I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
James? I told you not to share or office secrets!
What does the office secrete?
Garbage code. Sadly
Fucking James 😤
Don’t forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!
No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A’s, because they’re the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it’s just going to catch the wind.
Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025
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marked EXE
Ok, I’m taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen… I just don’t know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I’m assuming it’s just for amusement.
Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.
I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn’t mind the return of the old for this event
i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow
make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols
Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.
Drop the executable in the GrokBox
The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.
Add the other project folder to your workspace. BAM, now it has backend context in the frontend.
Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.
The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.
The context window can’t handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.
Actually, I have my entire code base documented in obsidian, and I literally tell cursor to refer to the documentation. It works amazingly well, and then I have it draft documentation for the new features it’s creating. I can do in a day what I used to do in a week, and it’s not because it’s doing anything advanced, it’s just takes care of so much of the brain draining tedious tasks.
Having multiple files increases the compile time, think of all the femtoseconds you can save by having everything in one place!
LMAO, yeah let’s jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!
This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.
Think of all the GOTOs
More like all the On Error Resume Next statements. Which wasn’t even the worst thing about Visual Basic! VB also had the On Error Resume statement. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line after an error occurred; On Error Resume just re-executed the error-generating line, I guess on the assumption that something would eventually change there.
There would just be one of those, at the top of the 1 file…
On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more … or less) per function.
Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns
I started with VB3, which didn’t have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.
I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.
One function per file is definitely what grok would output
Elon goto hell
GOTO considered harmful, except in this case
Nah it’s just if-then-elses all the way down
Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back
that or it’ll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.
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You ok…?
I assume it’s a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.
it’s a copypasta meme from 2020ish
Gotcha, thanks. I must’ve missed that one.
Copypasta joke on a pic of a pelican with its mouth open. Mutated into a tumblr joke about the coy attempts at appearing trustworthy by something utterly untrustworthy
Might be chaff for AI training.
Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.Dude just because you don’t get the reference doesn’t make me crazy. The hide on you.
Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.
But chickens dwell in small pink shells under thursday’s moon
Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don’t want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?
I could, but just take 300 ml less next time, for the same result
How to introduce testicular torsion in adult penguin males.
From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some “fixes and improvements”…
…Comes the same AI that offers to “fix your code.”
Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.
Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete “All your code files”, sir.
LOL the macos dictionary entry/quicklook entry for “MechaHitler” gives you Grok’s wikipedia page
Which happens because wikipedia redirects “Mechahitler” to Grok
Holy coconuts it REALLY DOES! That’s some weapons grade level snark right here LOL. Wow that “controversies” section…
Honestly great move to immortalize when fascist strongmen act “weird” and embarass themselves to the world by sharing their true thoughts.
Does he really don’t know the difference between cut and copy?
What if this is a plot to literally steal your code? You give it to the AI, page refreshes and clears your clipboard. Your entire “source code file” is now theirs, and probably part of the training set for Grok 5.
The first part is a joke, but the second part…
Ctrl+Z undoes the cut.
Assuming people upload their code to fix it, that means it’s non working code. Great training material!
I’m joking but I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t think that through…
It’s just a mistake. He’s an idiot but he means copy and paste.
I didn’t know abiut MechaHitler. At this point we can safely say we’re living in the dystopia
# Checking validity of each file for file in directory: content = file.read() for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"): if keywords in content: return True # File is Invalid and fake news return Falsesounds like a very productive team💀
Notice how it’s suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.
Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don’t need the original anymore obviously
ctrl+a
shift+del
ctrl+s
alt+tab
shift+ins
Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.
Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.
I’ve said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations
Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.
Quickbasic is where I picked it up too! Stopped using them decades ago tho
Version control should take care of it either way, but I’m talking about principles.
Grok users probably don’t even know git
Just vibe code version control. It’s a solved problem the odds it plagiarizes a working system is like predicting 100 coin tosses.
please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol
i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.
You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…
Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.
That’s amazing. Moving to Canada
Why do these places even make sense to build datacenters in?
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no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don’t use it at all.
naw. the smog producing generators run exclusively to power grok. the drinking water is being pulled from the ground to cool grok. using grok is the problem, not whether you pay for it.
Of course only paying customers pollute the air, everyone knows that \s
i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible
That was clear when they made Bootstrap.
Shots fired!
But honestly, for the time, bootstrap was great.
right? like at the time we had YUI and then bootstrap came along as a breath of fresh air
LOL
What I still don’t understand, is why people still use Twitter? It’s not even ordered by date, how could it be useful? Government accounts and celebrities have already moved on to other feeds .
